The wifey recently got this birthday card from a friend and we have deemed it the BEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER:

I couldn’t find the card in the store’s online card section, but you can find one of your very own at your local Urban Outfitters. It’ll probably set you back somewhere between $3.50-5, and it’s totally worth it.

I mean. Look at all the fucks she gives!

Inside, the card reads: “Happy Fucking Birthday.”

Naturally.

Props to Curtis for such a miraculous find!