Even though I despise gender targeted marketing ploys (I don’t need “Man Scents” or Dude-packaging to make me want my home smelling awesome) I don’t despise this latest release from Yankee Candle: the “Mmm, Bacon” candle.

Because BACON.

I want it. I want it to hard. Who wouldn’t want the smell of bacon permeating throughout the room 24/7? How can this be a bad thing?

This Yankee Candle link says these mandles (see what I did there?) are coming soon, probably to be promoted heavily for Father’s Day. So check back soon, bacon lovers.

Since my darling mother-in-law posted this on Facebook and tagged me, I think she should buy me one. HINT HINT!