It’s Amazon Prime Day and while many respectable adult humans are probably buying electronics or subscription services that can facilitate their home lives, I’m sitting here eyeing this very relevant (to me), very real bacon board game: Bacon-Opoly! Disclaimer 1: Monopoly will forever be one of my favorite board games. There’s no greater feeling than…
In reality, if Body By Bacon was a real thing, it would probably be very similar to Dad Bod…except without all those screaming toddlers who just won’t Go the Fuck to Sleep. I found this shirt on Instagram and immediately got hungry. After I was done gawking at scrumptious #bacon for about an hour, I…
We’re about halfway through Fuller House and as much as I hate myself for it, I don’t regret a goddamn thing, motherfuckers. As much as I want them to CUT-IT-OUT with all the throwback jokes and old catchphrases, there’s a microscopic part of my 6-year-old self inside who is eating it up while my eyes simultaneously roll…
Onion…good. Sriracha…goooood. Bacon…well, duh. My good pal Erica posted this on my Facebook wall and said it was basically made for me. Um…yes, that is accurate. It is clearly a 9-1-1 NEED to know recipe here, you guys! So check this out, because this is what your weekend is going to look like: You’ll need:…
Just a couple hours ago, my co-worker and pal Zoe sent me a press release she received via her work email. We work in the real estate industry, so we frequently write about celebrity homes, hence, her getting an email with the following story attached: “UNITED CHURCH OF BACON TO BUY MAGICIAN PENN JILLETTE’S FORMER…
Hot sauce is happiness. Plain and simple. When presented with two culinary options, I will ten times out of ten choose the option that goes better with hot sauce (because food is simply a vehicle allowing us to choose our appropriate fiery condiment). This past weekend, I stumbled upon Greenport Fire while gallivanting around Greenport,…
Bacon and peanut butter are a match made in delicious piglet heaven. This recipe from Dude Foods takes it one step further…and deep fries the two culinary BFFs into tiny morsels of mouthwatering goodness. You will definitely want these balls in your mouth (yep…I’m 12). What’s so refreshing about this website is that they spare…
After discovering J&D’s bacon condoms, I really thought I had seen it all…that is, until I found this bacon-flavored lubricant over at Skulls & Bacon. Now, I’m left with feelings of wonder, curiosity, fear, unease…actually, yeah – I’m pretty creeped out by this. But my mind remains inquisitive. I have so many questions. The best…
If there’s ever a bizarre way to eat bacon, the Internet’s right on top of it. If foods such as Fried Twinkies and Fried Pickles and other Fried Anythings you find at random carnivals can exist, then surely the world has room for these Fried Bacon Wrapped Oreos. Because bacon. To be honest, bacon…
Looks like I’m moving to New Hampshire. The Internet is buzzing with news of the first-ever scratch and sniff I Heart Bacon lottery ticket that the Granite State released this month (Granite, wtf!?). Hungry, obsessive-compulsive gamblers could win up to a cool $1,000 dollar prize. Talk about bringing home the bacon (I hate myself)! In…