Happening Sh*t – May 3, 2013

Posted in Happening Sh*t on May 3rd, 2013 by Nick

Holy motherfuck, it’s MAY already!? Here are some stuffs happening in this world:

John McClane Going to Tokyo?

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Full disclosure: I’m the biggest Die Hard fan…who didn’t see A Good Day to Die Hard in the theater. Even though reviews were shitty subpar, the fifth installment of the series made some bank overseas, earning $235 million. So despite its home turf flopping, Die Hard 6 is currently in pre-production and the film may be set in Tokyo. It’s tentatively called Die Hardest and I’m already squealing in delight about all the stupidass one liners McClane will say about Japan. I’m all for this series cranking out some more movies before Bruce Willis needs a walker. I promise to see this one this time too. Maybe. (Screenrant)

The Scream TV Series is Happening

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Yes. The Scream TV series is happening and it’s going to be on MTV. Gross. I blogged about this once before. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. I just thought you should know. You can read more at Dark Horizons.

The Great Gatsby Soundtrack is Amazing

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…and NPR is streaming it for free. I already posted this to Facebook and Twitter, but it bears repeating. It’s amazing. Highlights: Beyonce and Andre 3000′s cover of Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black” (stellar.), Florence and the Machine’s “Over the Love,” and Emeli Sande and The Bryan Ferry Orchestra’s cover of Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love.” But really, the entire soundtrack is worthy.

That’s your weekly dose. Send me some cool stuff. Kthx.

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Janelle Monáe is a ‘Q.U.E.E.N.’ on Her New Single

Posted in Muzik on May 3rd, 2013 by Nick

There are currently two female R&B/Pop vocalists who I can’t believe aren’t households names in the U.S. yet. One is Emeli Sandé (who I included in my Top 10 of 2012 list). The other? Ms. Janelle Monáe.

I first caught on to Monáe when she was listed as an opener for No Doubt’s 2009 tour. The soul singer from Kansas hit the stage like she was some kind of neo-Michael Jackson. She knew that most fans in the crowd didn’t know who she was…and she didn’t care. Her energy was contagious, moving, shaking and stage diving all over the place, never letting her stage antics affect her impeccable vocal range for even a second. It was an unapologetic performance I’ll never forget: thrilling and touching at all the right moments. Even four years ago we knew she was a queen, so it makes perfect sense that her new single be called just that.

Monáe’s new track (and video for) “Q.U.E.E.N.” (featuring Erykah Badu) showcases everything this lady is capable of: stunning vocals, groovy booty shakes (girl can dance), and attitude and style without any diva-like ego.

You should check this video out, and love it accordingly.

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Kickstart This! ‘Courtesy Flush’: A tale of Hawaiian murder and madness

Posted in Check It! on May 1st, 2013 by Nick

vaolaadsfFor up-and-coming writers, directors and creators, funding passion projects can be challenging, possibly deflating, and quite frankly, a real bitch. Though not a new endeavor,  Kickstarter has become a huge help for creative types to find new supporters from all over the country (and world!) to help raise money for movies, plays, comics, media upstarts, video games and more, changing the way projects are produced and incorporating a social media feel to their efforts. Thanks to a biting blond sleuth (Veronica Mars) and a former appletini-loving doctor (Zach Braff), Kickstarter is garnering even more attention as celebrities reach out to their fan bases and offer prizes, rewards, and even speaking roles to those who support them. Who needs a studio?

TLW digs Kickstarter and collaboration and creativity, so that’s why we’re spotlighting an upcoming project from writer Zoe Eisenberg and director Phillips Payson called: Courtesy Flush. The story revolves around James and Lexi, a young couple from New York City who accidentally became a fitness sensation when their YouTube series, a campy, comedic erotic exercise spoof titled “F*ck Fitness,” went viral. Riding the coattails of their Internet fame, they created a series of best-selling satirical workout DVDs, shot a pilot for a reality show parody that never got picked up, and spent a few years circulating their absurd fitness phenomenon. Now washed up in their late twenties, the couple has outgrown their former passion project. In an attempt to outrun their ridiculous image, they move from New York City to a small Hawaiian jungle town on the edge of an active volcano. And that’s when the crazy happens.

I asked Eisenberg a few questions to get the skinny on the film-in-the-making, Hawaii, and whether or not sitting next to her cubical would automatically score me a starring role.

TLW: Why are you and your project just as super awesome as Rob Thomas (Veronica Mars) and Zach Braff (Scrubs)?
ZE: My team and I are trying to make something big out of lots of small pieces. I think the idea of helping to create something is appealing to a lot of people. This is why some Kickstarter projects do so well. They are cool or unique or innovative, and people want to be a part of it. They want to look back at the finished product and say “I helped make that.”  I think that’s why Thomas and Braff went the route they did, when it would have been easy(ish) for them to get traditional funding. They are getting people excited about something, before that something even exists.

TLW:
Hawaii is a pretty excellent place to film a moviefilm. Please describe your feelings about Hawaii in single word adjectives.
ZE: Beautiful. Moody. Lush. VOLCANIC.

TLW: But no, seriously. Why Hawaii?
ZE: We chose the big island of Hawaii because it has two active volcanoes, and this energy contributes not only to the plot, but to the personalities of the characters. The island is completely unpredictable, and we treat it not only as a setting, but as an actual character with moods and agendas. Also, it’s unlike any other place in the U.S. in that you get every climate zone, and this makes it not only lovely to film, but really freakin’ interesting.

TLW: What makes Courtesy Flush so unique, and why should people Kickstart it?Fitness
ZE: Well Fuck Fitness in itself has been really fun, but the idea that the couple has moved out to Hawaii to escape this Internet identity they’re embarrassed of is identifiable. Who hasn’t looked back on something they did in their early twenties and gone “aw shit…” Then there is the theme of polyamory, which takes it in a fun and interesting direction, and then you have the murder. Oh yes, and Hawaii.

I’m all for collaborative creative efforts, and this is very much what Courtesy Flush has turned out to be. Not just collaborative between me and the director, but also with the cast. We created skeleton characters. They were an idea of what we wanted. They were fleshed out, yes, but we were looking for actors who could really give them some meat. And this is what happened. The actors we cast completely changed the characters we had mapped out—they made them better. Now, we are trying to encourage collaboration with our Kickstarter backers. Aside from traditional merch and DVDs, you can name a character, have your photo featured on set, and more. It’s pretty cool.

TLW: When will the shoot take place and when do you anticipate the film’s release?
ZE: We shoot in July and hope to release mid-2014.

TLW: What role are you going to cast me in?
ZE: If you back $150, you can name a character. That’s our “Island Baby” reward. Did that answer your question?

TLW: Will there be a sequel or a remake? And what part are you going to cast me in?
ZE: If we have a sequel, you can be the one who dies first.

For more information on Courtesy Flush (back it!) and to view their pitch video, click here. Eisenberg can also be found rappin’ about sex and tofu on her blog or Twitter.

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Happening Sh*t – April 26, 2013

Posted in Happening Sh*t on April 26th, 2013 by Nick

This week: a superhero with a large hammer, a Pyscho and his even crazier mom, and a beloved cartoon that is sadly cancelled as it prepares for its final run. Let’s have it:

Marvel seems to have done it again: The first Thor 2 trailer hit the web this week and it. looks. badass:

The sequel is actually titled Thor: The Dark World and it features explosions, Natalie Portman, and Thor’s super creepy brother Loki, played by the exceptional Tom Hiddleston. If you love Marvel, The Avengers or the original Thor, this isn’t one to miss.  It’s directed by Alan Taylor and hits theaters in November.

 

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I’ve been wanting to write about Bates Motel since it started, but after getting completely burned by The Following (a series that really shit the bed after a stellar start), I decided to hold off until later in its run. Halfway through Season 1, Bates Motel is still creepy as hell. It zigs and zags unexpectedly, portraying the entire town of White Pine Bay, Ore. as one completely fucked up place full of locals as deranged as Norma Bates herself.

In their roles of Norman and Norma Bates, Freddie Highmore and Vera Farmiga are absolutely stunning. Their combined performance is a balanced see-saw of two co-dependent and mentally unraveling family members. Highmore and Farmiga go for broke week after week with performances that are so tension-filled and uneasy that they would’ve surely pleased Hitchcock himself. Grade A cast. Grade A show. I’m beyond hooked.

Bates Motel airs Mondays at 10 p.m. on A&E.

 

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No stranger to cancellation, Matt Groening’s outlandish space cartoon Futurama has not been renewed by Comedy Central. After 14 years, seven seasons and now two cancellations, the series will begin it’s final curtain call June 19 and air its final episode September 4. Producers may or may not seek another home for the show. Said Groening to Entertainment Weekly, “It’d be a shame if we all went our separate ways [after this season]. We would love to continue. We have many more stories to tell. But if we don’t, this is a really great way to go out.”

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Music Monday: Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’

Posted in Muzik on April 22nd, 2013 by Nick

4e6c6fb2Late last week, Daft Punk released its debut single off its upcoming Random Access Memories (out May 21), the fourth full-length by the French electronic duo. Changing things up this time around, the duo decided to work mostly with live musicians rather than relying on machines and samplers (use of electronics was limited to drum machines that appear on only two tracks, a large modular synthesizer performed live by the duo, and vintage vocoders).

On “Get Lucky,” Daft Punk debuts their new approach and sound. The track is co-written by and features Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers. It carries the spirit of the duo’s past efforts, but feels fresh, once again staying two steps ahead of the current EDM trend.

Daft Punk clearly isn’t resting on their laurels, and this powerhouse collaboration more than proves that. Williams’ vocals are spot-on – a completely consistent delivery from the N.E.R.D./Neptunes singer-songwriter. The guitars laid down by Rodgers are sexy – simple, catchy, soul-infused.

May 21 can’t come soon enough.

 

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Happening Sh*t – April 19, 2013

Posted in Happening Sh*t on April 19th, 2013 by Nick

Oh, hey! It’s the second edition of Happening Shit – a new nugget-sized weekly series for the super-time-crunched entertainment fan who’s too lazy to look this shit up themselves! (Just kidding! I’ve got your back, gentle readers.) Let’s get to it:

This week’s first entry of happenings: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire trailer! This video has only been viewed over 20 million times, so I guess some people might care about it. And since everyone and their grandmother fell in love with that saucy minx Jennifer Lawrence, I think it’s safe to say that when this movie hits theaters November 22, it’s going to make a ton of cash. Personally, I’m looking forward to seeing more of that cotton-haired firecracker Effie Trinket (Elizabeth Banks, in a perfectly cast role). If you haven’t read the books yet though, seriously, get on it. If you don’t know how to read or you can’t wait for Round 2, chew on this beauty (EW):


 

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The Walking Dead is a show that most people are flipping out over, (not this guy, though…more on that in a future post), but it’s also one that can’t seem to hang on to a show runner. Thanks to its revolving door of head-honchos, Glen Mazzara is free to pursue other projects…such as a prequel to Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. Tentatively titled The Overlook Hotel, Mazzara’s new jobby-job is the next in line of famous-movies-turned-TV-prequels following the fantastic Bates Motel and NBC’s Hannibal. There’s not too much info on this yet, but stay tuned kids. There’s plenty of redrum coming our way. That sounds almost delicious, actually. (ScreenRant)

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Netflix is kicking some serious ass in the original content department (Three words: House of Cards). Next up: Hemlock Grove, a new series adapted from a book of the same name. Eli Roth is an executive producer, but the series was developed by Brian McGreevy & Lee Shipman. A young girl is brutally murdered in the town of Hemlock Grove, Penn. She’s found near the former Godfrey steel mill. As rumors mount, two of the suspects in her killing, Peter Rumancek, a 17-year-old Gypsy trailer trash kid rumored to be a werewolf, and Roman, the heir to the Godfrey estate, decide to find the killer themselves. The series stars Famke Janssen, Bill Skarsgard, and Lili Taylor. All 13 episodes hit Netflix TODAY. Check out the trailer below (Vulture):

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Treading on Sacred Ground: An ‘Evil Dead’ Review

Posted in Horrorrr, Moviefilms on April 18th, 2013 by Nick

evil-dead-remakeEvil Dead unravels like a movie you’ve already seen: Teenagers head to a cabin in the woods. Teenagers do something idiotic. Teenagers die. At face value, this next jaunt into wooded territory doesn’t sound very appealing or fresh. And that’s not even broaching the fact that director Fede Alvarez has entered sacred ground, remaking the Top Dog of Cult Classics, Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead. That alone is enough to make the hungriest of Internet trolls come out of hiding.

Nevertheless, this new gang of victims-to-be heads to their chosen secluded locale in order to help their friend Mia kick a nasty drug habit. Mia’s brother David joins in the efforts to help her get clean…that is, until their friend David reads from the book of the dead and releases an evil that was long dead and buried. Note to those planning on staying in a cabin. In the woods. If you find a creepy book that warns you, in writing, to not read or speak its words aloud, you probably shouldn’t read or speak its words aloud. Please see below:

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So Mia tries to escape her intervention weekend and crashes her car and is raped by a tree, naturally. I’m really glad that they kept the tree-raping in, and yes, I realize how awkward it is that I actually typed those words out. Mia starts acting cuckoo nutso, and her friends conclude that her body is just trying to kick the junk. I suppose it makes sense that they would default to withdrawal symptoms instead of demonic possession, but if you ever find yourself in a secluded cabin with me and you start acting all bonkers, I’m knocking your ass clean out and chaining you up. Consider yourself warned.

And here is where the zany begins. There will be blood. And lots of it.

It’s commendable that the film’s story brings its characters to its dreary setting without alcohol, sex, or partying in the forefront. Avoiding these tropes was really Step 1 in “How to Be Taken Seriously When Remaking a Cult Classic.” The drug arc was a sensible plot device and helped make an already dark tone even darker…and modernized.

The problem with Evil Dead: its actors. Though lead final girl (or is she!?) Jane Levy was fine enough, none of the other cast members really incite any real feelings or connection with the audience or each other. This lack of chemistry is evident throughout, and it bleeds through to their characters’ relationships. I wish we felt the strong connection they were supposed to have. Speaking of bleeding…

The reason to see this movie is for its deliriously disturbing gore. On this note, Alvarez hits it out of the park. Following in the footsteps of the original production, no CGI was used during filming (only during post) – and lets just say that a lot of fake red stuff was spilled. Given the film’s lack of a standout character and charming leading man (Bruce Campbell…we miss you), this gory circus show delivers on a level that makes us forget about the movie’s aforementioned shortcomings. After all, The Evil Dead‘s 1981 incarnation was really just a silly venture for viewers to have fun with and not take too seriously. So hey, why nitpick the new kid in school?

Early attempts and discussions about remaking the Mac Daddy of cult films brought fan outrage and Internet geeks out in droves. The negative reaction almost prevented the film from even happening, and I get it (I hang my head in shame over that Carrie remake trailer). Raimi’s The Evil Dead is a special, special film, but rest easy: its legacy hasn’t been tarnished here. Though the odds may have been stacked against it, this particular remake is far from sacrilege.

Grade: B

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Music Monday: The Killtones

Posted in Muzik on April 15th, 2013 by Nick

ac3f450cf22027b96b9853f80ae2ceb5bf26f533Credit where credit is due – props to Seltz for submitting this week’s Music Monday suggestion: The Killtones, a dirty rock duo who released their self-titled debut album last year.

The band consists of two homies, Josh Pilot and Clinton Vearil, who started jamming together when the two were in separate bands. Jam sessions turned into songs and songs turned into a CD. Soon, The Killtones were a four-piece live act playing shows together, but soon found themselves back to the original two who started it all (or so’s the word on the street. I can’t find much info on these guys beyond their Facebook and Twitter accounts – maybe they added a bassist since?). Instead of calling it quits, Pilot and Vearil decided to trudge on, with Pilot on guitar and Vearil on drums.

What the two have produced is straight up, rough and tumble American rock n’ roll that I can’t stop listening to. Some tracks are eccentric, messy rockers, while others infuse some groovy blues soul in between the snarls. Even their seven-minute power ballad, “Always Cryin’” boasts a killer guitar solo that breaks up the mood a bit on this short-but-sweet nine-track debut.

The Killtones didn’t have any studio stuff on YouTube, but their full-length album can be found on Spotify.

Recommended Tunes: Cut You Down, Black Moon Heartache, Been A Skeptic

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It’s a New Weekly Series, You Guys! Meet: ‘Happening Sh*t’

Posted in Happening Sh*t on April 12th, 2013 by Nick

What’s shaking, gobstoppers? Today, TLW is introducing a brand new weekly series, and if you are already apt in reading the English language, you already know that it’s entitled: “Happening Sh*t.”

Each Friday, TLW will be posting some pretty rockin’ stuffs for your viewing or reading pleasure. These items of note will most likely be: A) comprised of things I am far too lazy to officially review, B) so super awesome that they must be on your radar, or C) unreleased or upcoming pop culture nuggets that you’ll need in your life before your impending doom.

Sooooo, yeah.

Also, this series will really fulfill my wanton desire to infuse “happening shit” into my regular lexicon.

This week’s shiz includes an upcoming new Comedy Central show, Neill Blomkamp’s follow-up to his superamazingholymindfuck treat District 9, and an upcoming dramedy with a killer ensemble. Without further adieu, gentle readers, here is some Happening Sh*t:

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Comedy Central is debuting a new show called Inside Amy Schumer, starring none other than the former Last Comic Standing funnygal (but you probably know her from the Charlie Sheen and Roseanne Barr roasts, and maybe her co-host gig on A Different Spin with Mark Hoppus, which was actually much better than it sounds)A mix of skits, her stand-up, and man on the street interviews, Schumer’s show will likely cover the same turf her Comedy Central special did: sex, relationships, and her own personal, endearing tales of douchebaggery. It’s worth noting that Tig Notaro is on her writing staff (and if you haven’t heard Notaro’s Live set yet, you have sorely missed out in life). Enough squawkin’ – head over to AV Club and check out the trailer for Inside Amy Schumer. Then, check it out April 30th on Comedy Central.

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Four years after blowing everyone’s minds with District 9, Neill Blomkamp returns with Elysium, a Sci-Fi film about Earth’s inhabitants striving to get to the advanced secondary space place called Elysium to steal some medical supplies after their own planet is nearly destroyed. Matt Damon shows up and is the world’s answer to peace on Earth…or Peace in the Universe or whatever. Expect biting social commentary about the state of our world and immigration laws and junk. Also expect some out of this world (HAAAA) action sequences that star Jason Bourne and Jodie Foster (!). Here’s to hoping that Elysium capitalizes on what Blomkamp started with District 9 (and that we don’t get totally Richard Kelly-ed on this one). The movie hits theaters August 9, but for now, Paste has the trailer up here.

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Casting news for Shawn Levy’s This is Where I Leave You continues to roll out…and continues to be exciting. Joining Tina Fey and Jason Bateman are Corey Stoll (House of Cards) and Adam Driver (Girls); the four portray siblings reuniting back at their childhood home at the request of their now-deceased father. The story is a film adaptation of the book of the same name by Jonathan Tropper. Connie Britton, Ben Schwartz and Timothy Olyphant round out this already impressive ensemble. I’m already sold. (EW)

Now that’s some happening shit, riiight!?

Damn. I already played it out.

Hit me up on Facebook or Twitter and share some Happening Shit of your own. If your entry is chosen, you and a friend will get…nothing. You’ll get nothing.

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Music Monday: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Stream New Album ‘Mosquito’ in Full

Posted in Muzik on April 8th, 2013 by Nick

Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ new album Mosquito hits stores (and Spotify) next week, but you can stream it today for free! The band’s fourth full-length is mellower than expected, but it’s still kooky as hell. It’s got a gospel choir on the lead single “Sacrilege,” sounds of a subway car thundering down a track on “Subway”, and a song produced by Mr. LCD Soundsystem himself, James Murphy, that also features Dr. Octagon.

In this video, Karen O, Brian Chase and Nick Zinner provide commentary for each song off the new record. Here are the time stamps for each track so you can skip ahead to your faves (which will clearly be “Mosquito,” “Area 52″ and “Buried Alive”):

1. Sacrilege (2:06)
2. Subway (6:44)
3. Mosquito (12:44)
4. Under the Earth (16:24)
5. Slave (21:34)
6. These Paths (26:43)
7. Area 52 (32:37)
8. Buried Alive (36:20)
9. Always (42:17)
10. Despair (47:04)
11. Wedding Song (52:33)

 

A new YYY album. Life is good.

The band played Webster Hall in NYC last night. Here’s the setlist. You can check out photos over at Brooklyn Vegan.

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