‘Portlandia’: This scene is basically every conversation I have with my friends ever.

Portlandia is back and it really is a Happy New Year.

Season 3 started last Friday with the premiere of two new episodes, blessing us with cameos by Matt Pinfield, Tabitha Soren and Matt Loder (YEAH!), the introduction of new character Alexandra (played by Chloe Sevigny – YEAH!), and this sweet, sweet skit about spoilers.

It’s basically art imitating life. My life.

Oh…and also: Spoiler Alert.

For anyone who hasn’t jumped aboard the Portlandia bandwagon yet…hop on Fridays at 10p.m. on IFC, or catch Seasons 1 and 2 on Netflix Instant.