*This post contains spoilers for this week’s American Horror Story: Apocalypse episode “Traitor”* After last week’s thrilling return to the Murder House, Episode 7 was bound to sag, but “Traitor” had enough surprising returns and gross-out moments to hold us over. We opened with Dinah, the new Voodoo Queen and successor to Coven‘s Marie Laveau, ripping…
This post contains spoilers for the AHS episode “Return to Murder House.” “I’m Constance Langdon and this…is my fucking house.” Jessica Lange, aka the Queen of American Horror Story, has returned and holy hell did she deliver the goods. We last left Madison Montgomery and Behold Chablis as they headed to the ol’ Murder House to gain…
*This post has spoilers for the fourth episode entitled “Could It Be…Satan?” The Wiccan war is on like Donkey Kong as a brand new gang of Warlocks come face to face with the almighty Supreme, Cordelia Goode. The fourth episode of American Horror Story‘s eighth season brought us back into Michael Langdon’s past, and also…
*Spoilers for Season 8, Episode 3 of American Horror Story: Apocalypse* I bet you’ll never want to bob for apples ever again. (Besides the fact that it’s super gross…even for us non-germophones.) Is anyone ever really dead on American Horror Story? After eight seasons, that answer is a resounding no (at least not as early as…
SPOILER ALERT: Watch the episode “The Morning After” before reading this post. Cuz like…duh. There’s no way to bury this lead—did Evan Peters just bang…Evan Peters!? It’s a crude way to begin the blog (usually, I try to bury the self-imposed anal sex toward the end) but the Rubber Man returned to American Horror Story last…
The eighth season of American Horror Story premiered last night with a nuclear bomb heard around the world and spoiler alert: there weren’t enough hazmat suits to go around. It debuted to much fanfare following announcements that this season would finally be the long-awaited Murder House/Coven crossover, and that Jessica Lange would be reprising her…
I think my brain is still doing somersaults after last night’s premiere of American Horror Story: Hotel. The super-sized episode had creepy children, blood sucking, demonic anal rape, torn out eyeballs, gutted entrails, pervasive drug use, and yes, one of the bloodiest orgy scenes ever filmed. As we were introduced to Lady Gaga’s villainous…whatever-she-is…we witnessed…
Before American Horror Story: Freak Show was even a blip on creator Ryan Murphy’s radar, Tod Browning’s 1932 classic Freaks was the Freakiest Show (sorry, David Bowie). In fact, during pre-production for the second season of AHS (Asylum), Murphy modeled one of Briarcliff’s inmates after the (derogatorily named) “Pinheads” from Browning’s outing, giving us Pepper…
So, um, American Horror Story: Freak Show starts tonight, and nothing else matters. I guess I kind of covered that in the headline, huh? Head honcho Ryan Murphy did share the opening title credits with the world though (below). So there’s that. And you should check it out – it’s all stop-motion animation and very…
Tired of your jerk friends on Facebook spoiling Scandal, The Walking Dead, or True Detective for you? (Some people just don’t GET IT!) Well, that ends now. Spoiler Shield is an app you can download on your smartphone that will allow you to “shield” yourself from posts you’re trying to avoid. You can browse by…