Emmys 2013: Winners Cheat Sheet

Why watch a 3-hour ceremony when the Internet exists, right!? I was a sucker and watched last night’s 2013 Emmys broadcast anyways, but if you salvaged your Sunday night (perhaps watching that Dexter finale?) here is the complete winner’s list (with some highlights below). OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES Breaking Bad • AMC OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES Modern…

One Badass Ron F*cking Swanson Print

Believe you me, I never fail to remind friends, acquaintances and the Internet at large that I started watching Parks and Recreation from the very beginning (I thank my abundance of free time, the TV addict inside of me, and also my mildly lovable obnoxious tendencies). But now that we’re all on the same page,…

The Shortest Golden Globes Post Ever

I Tweeted and Facebook’d about last night’s Golden Globes enough to annoy all of my Followers and Friends, but I still feel a slight necessity to at least mention the awards show extravaganza here on The Winz. Therefore, here are two funnies from last night’s telecast, because surely every other news media outlet in the…

Emmy Nominations Announced. They’re Mostly Boring.

Check it: Best drama series: Boardwalk Empire, Friday Night Lights,Dexter, Game of Thrones, TheGood Wife, Mad Men. Best comedy series: Modern Family, 30 Rock, Glee, The Office, The Big Bang Theory, Parks and Recreation. Drama actress: Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife; Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men; Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU; Kathy Bates, Harry’s Law;…

‘Parks and Recreation’ shoutout – hollaaa!

That’s the worst headline I’ve ever written in my life, but damn it, I’m stickin’ with it. These new Entertainment Weekly covers make me happy inside. Parks and Recreation is back in full-force and better than ever – particularly with last week’s “Ron and Tammy Part 2,” co-starring Megan Mullally as Ron Swanson’s ex-wife. Parks…