While perusing The Worley Gig one fine day, I stumbled upon this sexy bacon dish towel. So sexy, in fact, that I needed to make it my own. You can now clean your hands with glorious meat! It’s made of 100% polyester and is totally machine washable.
You can grab one of your very own now at the ThinkGeek store for $17.99!
It’s a victory for bacon lovers everywhere: