This post contains spoilers for the AHS episode “Return to Murder House.” “I’m Constance Langdon and this…is my fucking house.” Jessica Lange, aka the Queen of American Horror Story, has returned and holy hell did she deliver the goods. We last left Madison Montgomery and Behold Chablis as they headed to the ol’ Murder House to gain…
The eighth season of American Horror Story premiered last night with a nuclear bomb heard around the world and spoiler alert: there weren’t enough hazmat suits to go around. It debuted to much fanfare following announcements that this season would finally be the long-awaited Murder House/Coven crossover, and that Jessica Lange would be reprising her…
In the last scene Jessica Lange (Joan Crawford) and Susan Sarandon (Bette Davis) appear in together, Crawford says, “I’m sorry I wasn’t more generous with you.” Davis replies, “I wish I’d been a friend to you.” But these words were never actually uttered in real life. For viewers of Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette and Joan,…
So, um, American Horror Story: Freak Show starts tonight, and nothing else matters. I guess I kind of covered that in the headline, huh? Head honcho Ryan Murphy did share the opening title credits with the world though (below). So there’s that. And you should check it out – it’s all stop-motion animation and very…
You can keep your Breaking Bad and Walking Dead, and though I do love a good romping with the Sons of Anarchy, you can forget about all of it. Because Jessica Lange is back. Here’s the first look of FX’s American Horror Story: Coven and it’s looking as batshit crazy as ever. There’s a dead…
This post is spoiler free. Sure, Dexter, Homeland, Game of Thrones and Mad Men are worthy competitors, but it’s time to face the facts: American Horror Story is the best show currently on TV. There. I said it. Horror may not be everybody’s bag, but Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story has been consistently delivering all…