*Spoilers for Season 8, Episode 3 of American Horror Story: Apocalypse* I bet you’ll never want to bob for apples ever again. (Besides the fact that it’s super gross…even for us non-germophones.) Is anyone ever really dead on American Horror Story? After eight seasons, that answer is a resounding no (at least not as early as…
SPOILER ALERT: Watch the episode “The Morning After” before reading this post. Cuz like…duh. There’s no way to bury this lead—did Evan Peters just bang…Evan Peters!? It’s a crude way to begin the blog (usually, I try to bury the self-imposed anal sex toward the end) but the Rubber Man returned to American Horror Story last…
The eighth season of American Horror Story premiered last night with a nuclear bomb heard around the world and spoiler alert: there weren’t enough hazmat suits to go around. It debuted to much fanfare following announcements that this season would finally be the long-awaited Murder House/Coven crossover, and that Jessica Lange would be reprising her…
You can keep your Breaking Bad and Walking Dead, and though I do love a good romping with the Sons of Anarchy, you can forget about all of it. Because Jessica Lange is back. Here’s the first look of FX’s American Horror Story: Coven and it’s looking as batshit crazy as ever. There’s a dead…