This morning, TV mastermind Ryan Murphy (Feud, American Crime Story, Nip/Tuck) revealed the title of the upcoming ninth season of American Horror Story on Instagram. It’s called: American Horror Story: 1984. The short teaser clip shows a young woman running through the woods while being chased by a masked killer with a large knife. It appears to…
*This post has spoilers for the fourth episode entitled “Could It Be…Satan?” The Wiccan war is on like Donkey Kong as a brand new gang of Warlocks come face to face with the almighty Supreme, Cordelia Goode. The fourth episode of American Horror Story‘s eighth season brought us back into Michael Langdon’s past, and also…
SPOILER ALERT: Watch the episode “The Morning After” before reading this post. Cuz like…duh. There’s no way to bury this lead—did Evan Peters just bang…Evan Peters!? It’s a crude way to begin the blog (usually, I try to bury the self-imposed anal sex toward the end) but the Rubber Man returned to American Horror Story last…
The eighth season of American Horror Story premiered last night with a nuclear bomb heard around the world and spoiler alert: there weren’t enough hazmat suits to go around. It debuted to much fanfare following announcements that this season would finally be the long-awaited Murder House/Coven crossover, and that Jessica Lange would be reprising her…
American Horror Story: Cult isn’t set to premiere until Sept. 5, but creator Ryan Murphy and company just dropped the new opening credit sequence and it’s creepy af. There’s all sorts of weird imagary including a figure in a gas mask carrying a dog (yikes), bees seething out of a hive, a bloodied American flag,…
In the last scene Jessica Lange (Joan Crawford) and Susan Sarandon (Bette Davis) appear in together, Crawford says, “I’m sorry I wasn’t more generous with you.” Davis replies, “I wish I’d been a friend to you.” But these words were never actually uttered in real life. For viewers of Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette and Joan,…
I think my brain is still doing somersaults after last night’s premiere of American Horror Story: Hotel. The super-sized episode had creepy children, blood sucking, demonic anal rape, torn out eyeballs, gutted entrails, pervasive drug use, and yes, one of the bloodiest orgy scenes ever filmed. As we were introduced to Lady Gaga’s villainous…whatever-she-is…we witnessed…
Before American Horror Story: Freak Show was even a blip on creator Ryan Murphy’s radar, Tod Browning’s 1932 classic Freaks was the Freakiest Show (sorry, David Bowie). In fact, during pre-production for the second season of AHS (Asylum), Murphy modeled one of Briarcliff’s inmates after the (derogatorily named) “Pinheads” from Browning’s outing, giving us Pepper…
So, um, American Horror Story: Freak Show starts tonight, and nothing else matters. I guess I kind of covered that in the headline, huh? Head honcho Ryan Murphy did share the opening title credits with the world though (below). So there’s that. And you should check it out – it’s all stop-motion animation and very…
This post is spoiler free. Sure, Dexter, Homeland, Game of Thrones and Mad Men are worthy competitors, but it’s time to face the facts: American Horror Story is the best show currently on TV. There. I said it. Horror may not be everybody’s bag, but Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story has been consistently delivering all…