Since we’re not 10 years old, we all know that Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid. I mean, you should definitely tie each other up, spank each other or do whatever other freaky-deaky bedroom thangs you’re into, but you don’t need a corporate holiday to tell you to get down.

A couple years ago I put together a post about the creepiest valentines ever. Turns out the internet is really good at churning out creepy weirdthings, so here are some more V-Day oddities.

Pop Culture Goodness:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Short and sweet:

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the horror buffs:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The most normal of the bunch? (#OtherStuff)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get some.