Hey, look at me! I’m writing my Survivor recap in a timely manner and not 6 days later! Am I your favorite blogger or what!? So yes – let’s add a SPOILER WARNING! If you haven’t seen the latest episode of Survivor yet, you do NOT want to read this.

Over at the Heroes, Tom tried smoothing things over with James and mending some wounds. Colby and Tom definitely need to re-assimilate themselves with their tribe or they’ll be next on the chopping block for sure. And it’s way too early to lose such dominant players (coughcoughSTEPHENIEcough…). James should just stop being a doucher and everything will be just dandy for them.

The immunity challenge was amazing – a throwback to Tom and Steph’s Palau season. The Heroes destroyed it, man! Were the Villains even playing that one? Did they even show? That was almost as bad as when Amanda’s tribe purposefully lost a challenge in China so they could vote out Aaron – but they wanted to lose! Granted, the Heroes definitely had a fire lit under their ass and the Villains were starting to get a little cocky. It’s always nice to see people like Russell laying in a large pile of mud defeat. Soak it in, Russell. Your time shall come soon!

Then it happened – our OH NO HE DIDN’T moment of the week.  A moment so unreal that it could have only occurred by the good graces of Coach: He flipped Jeff Probst the bird! (Say whaaaat!?) After Jeff called off Coach’s round (gotta keep two hands on that bag!), Probsty called a do-over. Coach, who had already celebrated for like five minutes, turned around and flipped Probst off. The Dragon Slayer was not happy, but I sure as hell loved laughing at his expense.

The real fun this week was over at the Villains tribe. Parvati or Randy? Who should it be? Well – good job, Villains, you made the wrong choice! They booted Grumpy Randy and let Parvati hang out for a bit longer. If Parvati makes the merge and meets up with her Micronesia pals, she is going to destroy their world. It really will be like Micronesia 2. And if that happens, the Villains have no one to blame but themselves. Actually on second thought, bring it on! It would only attest to the fact that Parv and Cirie are great players! Amanda…not so much…

In other HvV news: J.T. is actually trying to play this time (though unnecessarily), Coach is still crazy, Russell is still full of himself, and Sandra still runs her mouth like a moron. Can they all be voted out immediately?

As the season continues, I’m finding that the number of Survivors I’m rooting for is dwindling. (Ok, yes! I’m still mourning Stephenie. It’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to, dammit.) Colby – bring this one home for me. kthx.

Holler back, gentle readers. Holler back.