Dear American Idol,

It’s bad enough that your suckfest kareoke contest is on 100 times a week. It’s bad enough that I have to read about Idol in almost every issue of Entertainment Weekly and every other publication I lay my eyes upon.

BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK WITH MY FRINGE DVRING.

Your show consistently runs about 5-7 minutes over your scheduled time slot. Because of this, I get to watch about 50 minutes of Fringe on my nice, huge plasma and then must resort to pulling up the Fox website to watch the rest. This, as you may imagine, is extremely inconvenient to my general TV watching patterns.

So American Idol. Please…STAY THE FUCK IN YOUR OWN TIME SLOT. And also…die.

Yours truly,

The Littlest Winslow