From the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise comes a product that you never knew you wanted. Until now. Maybe. But probably not.

J&D’s now has bacon condoms, but don’t worry: they don’t have the texture of bacon (because that would be…uncomfortable). The condoms do taste and smell like bacon though, so if you like some snackin’ with your sexin’, you’re in luck!

These meaty playthings are latex and are coated with the company’s special brand of water-based lube. Well, praise Jesus!

My experience with J&D’s products is a mixed bag: I loved the Bacon Salt, but almost vomited up the Baconnaise. (For real. There was gagging. Avoid). As enticing as this novelty is, I just wouldn’t be able to force it upon my lady. In fact, I’m not sure if any woman would want bacon scent all up inside her. But hey – if you’ve tried ’em out, you should definitely hit me up and report back on your experience. Actually, that sounds freaky. I mean about the smell and taste. That also sounds totally effed. Get your mind out of the gutter perv.

If curiosity has gotten the better of you, you can pick these up for $10 per 3-pack at the J&D’s site. They’re currently sold out, but you can be put on a waiting list and be one of the first weirdos bacon enthusiasts in line.