After discovering J&D’s bacon condoms, I really thought I had seen it all…that is, until I found this bacon-flavored lubricant over at Skulls & Bacon. Now, I’m left with feelings of wonder, curiosity, fear, unease…actually, yeah – I’m pretty creeped out by this. But my mind remains inquisitive. I have so many questions. The best part of this, though? The name:

Boink N’ Oink. Classic.

This pseudo-meaty enigma can be bought through Spencer’s. The company writes:

“Get Hog Wet & Wild! Wet® Boink N’ Oink Bacon Flavored Lubricant™ tastes like sweet, sizzlin’ bacon with no bitter aftertaste. This silky smooth, sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, latex friendly, paraben-free formula is sure to have the bacon lover in your life squealing with pleasure. Yes, it’s even Kosher!”