This year, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer (aka, the duo behind Broad City) decided to celebrate Columbus Day by taking down the “original white douche asshole” otherwise known as Christopher Columbus. The marijuana-induced (duh) trash-talking found in this new clip involves a horrifying hypothetical blow job, a good ol’ ass sticking, some scalping, and…Home Alone. 

Hack Into Broad City – Columbus Day – Uncensored

On Columbus Day, Ilana prepares to go to work in protest of Christopher Columbus’s legacy while Abbi smokes the day away. The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. http://on.cc.com/1e85GN8

Uhh…Happy…Columbus Day?

And hey! New episodes of Broad City return February 2016! Party.