Everyone out there knows that I LOOOOVE 80’s slashers. But “My Bloody Valentine”? Not so much. Yet, how can I turn down a 3-D slasher extravaganza!? The poster looks good! The trailer looks good: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsRbqpiqkKU] Is it possible that this can suck as badly as the first? I am a sucker for gimmicks. I think…
Last year, Rob Zombie promised that he wasn’t going to direct another installment in his “Halloween” reboot series and that he wasn’t going to create remakes of any kind. He lied. Variety reports that Zombie and Dimension Films are teaming up to produce a sequel to Zombie’s “Halloween,” due out by Halloween 09. It is…
I’ve been trying to put my disappointment-but-not-total-hatred of “Return to Sleepaway Camp” into words. But then I read Final Girl’s review of it. And I honestly could not think of any words that were not hers. So read her post instead, because she seriously could not have nailed it any more so than she did.…
Last night, we checked out a viewing of “My Name is Bruce,” the new Bruce Campbell film starring Bruce, directed by Bruce! And the Criterion Theater in New Haven offered a bonus: a special Q&A session with Campbell after the show! All that for a low, low price of $10! Score. Campbell plays himself in…
I never thought the day would come. Everyone go buy a copy NOW! Err…tomorrow, rather! And if you haven’t picked up / seen the original trilogy…pick this up too!:
…or, yanno…this week. I got this puppy for 22.99! On Amazon. Click here and pick it up! In this sweet ass boxset you get: A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A…
It’s so bad, in fact, that I’m drafting a letter to Netflix petitioning the right to rate a movie with 0 stars instead of the 1 star minimum. Words cannot describe how terrible this movie is. And the original is such a slasher classic! So sad. The good news? It’s almost Fall. Which means it’s…