Please excuse me as I write this blog in the voice of an excited 30-year-old 3rd grader. JK, Jay. JK. This trailer for Jurassic World was supposed to come out during some boring sportsing game on Thanksgiving Day, but the Internet Gods have saved me the trouble of DVRing said game and fast-forwarding to the…
Sequels can be rough territory. Comedy sequels…even more so. While some Part 2-ers rely on blatant joke recycling (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me), others attempt to brave it out in new territory (Ghostbusters II, Wayne’s World 2). The Farrelly Brothers’ latest, Dumb and Dumber To, falls somewhere in the middle of this spectrum, massaging…
Sure, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is probably playing somewhere, and Turner Classic Movies is most likely showing a censored version of Halloween (Lame!), but why not watch something new this Halloween? Let those DVDs sitting on your shelf collect some more dust and head on over to A Better Queue. A Better Queue…
Before American Horror Story: Freak Show was even a blip on creator Ryan Murphy’s radar, Tod Browning’s 1932 classic Freaks was the Freakiest Show (sorry, David Bowie). In fact, during pre-production for the second season of AHS (Asylum), Murphy modeled one of Briarcliff’s inmates after the (derogatorily named) “Pinheads” from Browning’s outing, giving us Pepper…
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay trailer hit the web and though I’m tickled with anticipation for another smattering of Katniss Everdeen, part of me also wonders when the hell this damn thing will just END. These pesky blockbusters just don’t stop. The Twilight fiasco seemed like an entire decade of Internet ramblings and weirdo, girly fandom…
Wet Hot American Summer is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever produced. That is not an opinion, but rather, the opposite of that. It is a fact. If you haven’t seen the 2001 David Wain Cult Comedy, then you simply haven’t lived. I wish I could strap you to a chair and staple…
I was trying to find the right words to say about the tragic passing of Robin Williams, but Anna over at Stop & Smell the Roses beat me to it. Here’s what she had to say. Mrs. Doubtfire…
My friend’s boyfriend sent her this thing that he got from a link somewhere, which turned out to be from Reddit, where some guy got it from God knows where. PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY INTERNET because this one’s a real keeper. And don’t you be frontin’, kid. Quit trying to act like Jurassic Park isn’t the…
The entire Halloween series is finally being released in a single, sexy package thanks to Scream Factory and Anchor Bay Entertainment. In celebration of Friday the 13th, the cover art for the collection was unveiled and it looks like fans and collectors are both going to flip for it. Halloween: The Complete Collection Blu-ray series…
It’s been two full decades since Harry and Lloyd found a Samsonite briefcase full of cold hard cash, but on November 14, the two dimwits finally get that sequel the Internet’s been raving about. It’s called Dumb and Dumber To. Written and directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly, the sequel finds the good-intentioned morons…