Louis CK can be an oddball man, but then again, I guess I can be pretty fucked up sometimes, too. Did you ever see the Louis CK bit where he explains that because of his recent successes, he can finally afford to fly First Class and hang up front with the elite? His story unfolds.…
Tired of babies crying, sleeping and spitting up all over your Facebook News Feed? Kiss those motherfuckers goodbye thanks to a new Google Chrome add-on developed by Google’s very own Chris Baker, Peter Marquis and Yvonne Cheng! It’s like Christmas in August, you guys!! OK, OK…that was harsh. But if you’re a late-twenty-something such as…
Believe you me, I never fail to remind friends, acquaintances and the Internet at large that I started watching Parks and Recreation from the very beginning (I thank my abundance of free time, the TV addict inside of me, and also my mildly lovable obnoxious tendencies). But now that we’re all on the same page,…
My two favorite things today: These were brought into my life by Slutnugget and Curtis, and are co-sponsored by the letters F and U, and the number 3.
Cee Lo Green is a pretty cool dude. He’s all tat’d up. He writes catchy, happy sounding songs that contain 100 F-Bombs in them. He’s got a joyful swagger (I mean, look at that smile!) And most importantly, he has an appreciation for so many different kinds of music (You can hear the passion in…
I can’t lie: Facebook and I are homies. If Facebook was my ladyfriend, we’d likely share fine milkshakes together while poking, gaming, reading, judging. We’d hold hands firmly and watch suns set, all while pondering where to order cheap, delicious takeout. Lately, though, I’ve got a gripe. My precious News Feed has been inundated with…
I wasn’t going to post this, but after randomly stumbling upon not one, but two sick and twisted pieces of Muppet shenanigans, I simply had to share. Don’t blame me though, gentle readers. Blame it on the Internet. And George Takei. …
I found this entirely on my own. I had zero help in finding this tasty little morsel of Internet goodness… . . . Just kidding. Thanks to ERRRRRN for sending it in!
I totally spaced you guys – The Littlest Winslow has officially turned 4! It’s time for a strictly Internet-based, completely hypothetical Danceparty Hootenanny! WOOOO! Thanks for your continued interest, feigned or otherwise! Your comments brighten my day and make me feel all warm inside. (There’s probably a vagina joke in here somewhere, but I’m too…
I Tweeted and Facebook’d about last night’s Golden Globes enough to annoy all of my Followers and Friends, but I still feel a slight necessity to at least mention the awards show extravaganza here on The Winz. Therefore, here are two funnies from last night’s telecast, because surely every other news media outlet in the…