Hipster Band Aids Are Actually Pretty Sweet

Are you a stunt man? Do you constantly get asked how you got your boo-boos? Save the deets for your upcoming auto-biography and save time with these funkyfresh hipster band-aids! Urban Outfitters sells them, but they’re currently out of stock. I am the worst salesman ever, but at least I’m fully prepared to heal myself…

‘Doug’: Facebook Style

Every week, my good ol’ buddy ol’ pal, Doom, sends me stupidfunny shit. She should really start her own Tumblr, but thankfully for me, she never did. Therefore, I totally get to steal her good finds without all the guilt and feelings of inadequacy for being way too lazy to find them myself. Here’s a…

First Look: ‘Portlandia’ Season 2

This January, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s sketch comedy IFC series Portlandia returns for more bird loving, local fish and produce, and feminist books. Along with them come guest stars like Andy Samberg, Kristen Wiig, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Tim Robbins, Jack McBrayer, and more! There is a God. As any fan can tell you, “Portlandia”…