Party Tips from Andrew W.K.

In case you didn’t know, Andrew W.K. parties. Hard. And he offers fun party tips via Twitter, which is super nice of him. In order to party as hard as Andrew, heed some of his advice while planning your next shindig or hootenanny: PARTY TIPS: Pour an ice cold beer down your pants. It’s an…

Happy Groundhog Day, Everyone!!!

If I were that groundhog, I’d run my fat little ass back to wherever I came from and reign more hellish weeks of winter down upon the stupid humans who look at me for answers to shit. But hey, that’s just me. Stike up! The music! THE BAND HAS BEGUN! Stay dry and safe and…