Golden Girls

Everything You Need to Know About Golden Girls Clue

There is a Golden Girls-themed Clue game coming out soon. What else could you people possibly need to know!? According to USAopoly: The Golden Girls Clue® features a custom illustrated game board, where players attempt to solve the crime of WHO ate the last piece cheesecake, WHAT they left at the scene of the crime,…

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Valentine’s Day is Fucking Stupid

Since we’re not 10 years old, we all know that Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid. I mean, you should definitely tie each other up, spank each other or do whatever other freaky-deaky bedroom thangs you’re into, but you don’t need a corporate holiday to tell you to get down. A couple years ago I put…

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Watch Snoop Dogg Make Mashed Potatoes with Martha Stewart

We all know Snoop D-O-Double-G probably has a killer brownie recipe, but who knew his interests would extend to mashed potatoes and Martha Stewart? In this older clip from Martha, the lifestyle maven teaches Snoop how to make her mother’s classic potato recipe. Here’s the highlight reel: -“Skizzin.” Yup. -Snoop is high AF. (“Par-kaaaaaay!”) -Over two-minutes in,…