Need Advice? Ask Maria Bamford’s Mom!

  It’s been a slow week here at The Winz. I’ve been busy watching and re-watching the new season of Arrested Development along with the rest of the entire Internet universe (…but more on that later). The humid New England heat and lack of caffeine have also made me rather lethargic. What is it about…

Bacon Condoms: They Exist

From the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise comes a product that you never knew you wanted. Until now. Maybe. But probably not. J&D’s now has bacon condoms, but don’t worry: they don’t have the texture of bacon (because that would be…uncomfortable). The condoms do taste and smell like bacon though, so if you like some…

The Academy Awards: Jennifer Lawrence, That ‘Les Mis’ Musical Number, and the History of Ties at the Oscars. Oh, and maybe that Affleck guy, too.

The 85th Academy Awards ceremony aired last night and if you aren’t dead, you’re probably just about overloaded on Oscar mania, thanks to Twitter and Facebook alone. But still, shit’s worth mentioning, yo. Seth MacFarlane was way better than anticipated. Sure, there were racy, borderline-sexist jokes, but compared to his usually douchebag self (this coming…

2013 Firefly Lineup Announced: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Chili Peppers, Tom Petty, The Lumineers, and More

The Firefly Music Festival has released its 2013 lineup for the upcoming second fest taking place June 21-23 at The Woodlands of Dover International Speedway in Dover, Delaware. Here’s a screenshot of the full lineup as announced this morning: *Update* Clearer shot of the lineup, released by Firefly.    And here’s the accompanying video: More…