Dry Koala / Wet Koala

  Dry Koala:                           Wet Koala:                           Don’t fuck with a wet koala, man.   Thanks to LB for sending this in! Send me your weird shit on Facebook or Twitter!

Tig Notaro’s Hysterical Tale (of Cancer)

In the span of four months, Tig Notaro got pneumonia, contracted a deadly intestine-eating bacteria, lost her mother in a freak accident, broke up with her girlfriend, and got diagnosed with cancer. (And you think your life sucks.) Shortly after, she got on stage at Largo in LA to deliver one of the most personal,…

Monopoly Nerds: Assembleeee!

There is nothing more satisfying in this world than crushing your friends with fake play money. If you’re a board game nerd like myself, surely you’re a fan of the Monopoly man. Ever since I was a wee lad, I’d cherish the invigorating moments of landing on Boardwalk, building hotels on dangerous corners, and pilfering…

Good Evening, America: Meet Chloe

Good evening, America. It has recently come to my attention that some of you may not have met Chloe yet. Sevigny, that is. But this “woman” might not be the same one you recall. Drew Droege stars as Sevigny in his damn spiffy YouTube series. He dresses up as the hip and ever-fashion-forward Sevigny and…

Zombie Teddy Bear

It’s the gift that every child should own! Thanks to the NeatoShop, you can own this cute (?) and cuddly (??) zombified monster for $49.95.  It’s mostly plush, with vinyl bones, entrails and skull. So…uh…it’s mostly cuddly? The size is 18″ x 16″ x 7″ and there’s only 2 left, so grab it quick before…