Orange is the New Black Season 2: Why I Refuse to Binge-Watch It

When Orange is the New Black first entered our Netflix queues, I snorted it up like the smuggled drugs Alex Voss was incarcerated for. As I did with House of Cards and Arrested Development Season 4, I inhaled the series in mere days, clicking through episodes, delving deeper and deeper into the oppressive halls of…

Steve Urkel: From Nerd to Hipster

See? Steve Urkel didn’t need to become Stefan Urquelle in order to show off his swag. He just needed to wait it out for two decades. I bet everybody would want to do the Urkel dance now. What’s always bothered me about the Urkel Dance is that Steve never taught anyone the moves! They just…

Introduce Some ‘Duck Tales’ into your Sexytimes

Have you ever wanted to make babies to that sulty, ever-so-sexy theme from Duck Tales, your favorite childhood cartoon? NOW YOU CAN! Thanks to the YouTubers Sunday Morning Slow Jams, you can now please your lady (or gentleman) to the sweet sounds of slow-jam style quacking – no really, she actually quacks! There’s even a nice…

Watch the ‘Orange is the New Black’ Season 2 Trailer

It only took a glorious 1 minute and 30 seconds for me to remember why I love, miss, and anticipate the return of Netflix’s insanely addicting  Orange is the New Black. The Season 2 trailer packs quite a punch. A former nemesis of Red’s returns to the prison, Piper is ready to play nice (or…

Watch the ‘Orphan Black’ Season 2 Trailer

An illegal human cloning trial and some of the best acting currently on television. That’s all you really need to know to watch Orphan Black. But if you’ve never heard of this Canadian show before, here’s the premise of the pilot: Sarah, a streetwise hustler on the run, witnesses the suicide of a stranger who…

The Spoiler Shield App: Because Spoilers are the Work of Satan

Tired of your jerk friends on Facebook spoiling Scandal, The Walking Dead, or True Detective for you? (Some people just don’t GET IT!) Well, that ends now. Spoiler Shield is an app you can download on your smartphone that will allow you to “shield” yourself from posts you’re trying to avoid. You can browse by…