In the most un-news-iest news ever, Marvel is straight up crushing it. Since 2008’s Iron Man and through last year’s Paul Rudd-led Ant-Man, Marvel has taken in $9,065,299,688 worldwide. That’s quite a litter of dead presidents. Despite the heaps of cash, and positive Rotten Tomatoes scores and reviews, even the geekiest fanboy can’t deny…
If anyone told me they didn’t absolutely adore Bill Murray, well sirs and madams, I would call that person a liar and a jerkface. So this Friday, we’re all in for an early Christmas treat as his “A Very Murray Christmas” special hits Netflix for our streaming pleasure! Set inside New York City’s iconic Carlyle…
Hello. It’s Piggy. The Muppets are at it once again, chomping down hard on yet another Internet trend sweeping the world: Lady Adele. Earlier this year, The Muppets team shocked social media with the news that Kermit and MIss Piggy were OVER! It was the craziest frog/pig drama since…I don’t know how to end this…
CBS sure loves their #hashtags. If it’s not a #merge (MERGE!) it’s a #blindside, even when it’s a questionable blindside. Or it’s a #SurvivorBreakdown, those are just great. Or maybe it’s another hour of #JOEGA. Speaking of Joe – he won immunity. Because he’s a beast. Was that a good idea to do? Win the…
So many tears! Kelly Wiggles was crying, Savage was squirting some…and then Stephen – Oh, Stephen! This season’s castaways have been out there long enough to not quite lose their minds yet, but definitely to start showing their feels. But let’s rewind a bit because JEFF PROBST IS AT CAMP. AT NIGHT. Since we are…
Survivor Episode 5 proved something that we’ve already known: tribe switches fuck everyone over…and they are amazing!! Despite the switch being rough on some, Tasha and Savage survived two tribal councils, despite being the minority original Bayon members of Angkor. Former Takeo turned on former Takeo. This week, when Bayon went to tribal, history repeated…
Four episodes in and we’ve had four home-runs this season on Survivor! I can’t even remember the last time a season was this thrilling pre-merge, so I’d go out on a limb and guess that all Survivor fans in the Twitterverse and Blogosphere are happy as clams. However, according to Abi Watch 2015 – Abi-Maria…
This year, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer (aka, the duo behind Broad City) decided to celebrate Columbus Day by taking down the “original white douche asshole” otherwise known as Christopher Columbus. The marijuana-induced (duh) trash-talking found in this new clip involves a horrifying hypothetical blow job, a good ol’ ass sticking, some scalping, and…Home Alone. Hack Into…
In the trailer for David Cross and Bob Odenkirk’s new series, ‘W/Bob & David,’ Cross promises that there’s plenty of sexy stuff and that you’ll definitely get to jerk off later. VICTORY! It’s been 20 years since the duo’s cutting-edge HBO sketch series Mr. Show, but the two have finally reunited for an all-you-can-binge Netflix…
Survivor fans know that every time Jeff Probst yells out “Drop your buffs!” shit is about to get real. Really real. More real than when a Hotwife of Orlando tells another Hotwife of Orlando to calm down. I know! Last night on Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance, we got our earliest and most off-putting “drop your buffs”…