I think my brain is still doing somersaults after last night’s premiere of American Horror Story: Hotel. The super-sized episode had creepy children, blood sucking, demonic anal rape, torn out eyeballs, gutted entrails, pervasive drug use, and yes, one of the bloodiest orgy scenes ever filmed. As we were introduced to Lady Gaga’s villainous…whatever-she-is…we witnessed…
SPOILERS AHEAD, MY FELLOW SURVIVOR FANS! (But who are you kidding? You watched it the second it aired…) Just two episodes in and this season is on fiyah! All bets are off for these second chancers! Castaways are either playing too hard or not hard enough, and every single thing they do – or in…
I won’t lie – I was never in from the start with The X-Files like I was with Buffy (March 10, 1997, holla!) Even though I caught up way after the fact, my Mulder-Scully-shipping heart still belongs with Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, and Mr. David Fucking Duchovny. And as we all know – the show…
You can keep your football, pumpkin spice lattes and foliage tours (wait, actually gimme that latte…); you know how I know it’s fall? Because SURVIVOR premiered last night! That’s right ladies and gents, Jeff Probst is back with 20 money hungry castaways who have already played the game once before and are looking for a…
Bryan Cranston is a gangsta. The “Breaking Bad” star was at Comic-Con in San Diego last week promoting his new series, SuperMansion, when he got asked a question by Albuquerque stoner native. Cranston’s response is thug, no doubt. Aaand MIC DROP. You just don’t meth with Heisenberg.
The question isn’t “Will I rewatch Mad Men?” The question is: “When will I rewatch it?” Having said that, this new mashup from Alex Pompliano certainly helps the withdrawals. Peggy Olson’s seven-season ascension from Don Draper’s “girl” to a badass, confident copywriter is one of the best series character arcs in…forever? Elisabeth Moss beautifully…
Do you have the Starz network? You probably don’t have the slightest clue. And why would you, seeing as Party Down was cancelled? But it’s about time again to figure out what damn channel it is because ASH VS. EVIL DEAD is coming soon! It seems like a reboot of The Evil Dead has…
I have some super cool friends who buy me super cool things sometimes. Sometimes I post these super cool things on Instagram, but I thought I’d share some awesomeness here to make ’em official. Plus, you might want your very own because they are AWESOME. Check out this Warp Pipe Mug! …
The headline says it all, people. I mean, why wouldn’t we imagine a world where Nic Cage played every single character on Game of Thrones? Why can’t Nic Cage play every character in everything? Why can’t Nic Cage be my best friend? Sometimes, I just don’t have all the answers. Thankfully, whenever there is a…
In 1997, actor and comedian Chris Farley died of a drug overdose at the young age of 33. I was in 7th grade at the time. Now, I’m 31 and I still watch his movies on the regular. Although his name is now forever added to the list of talent that’s been taken from…