Rampage is out in theaters and I really have zero desire to see it. However, thanks to the hype behind the movie, the classic Rampage arcade game is available to play online for free courtesy of Warner Bros. Debuting in 1986, Rampage was the first release starring George, Lizzie and Ralph, the abnormally freakish gorilla, dinosaur and wolf that players controlled to destroy city after…
There is nothing more beautiful than acquiring a shiny yellow star in a Mario game. Sometimes it’ll cost you 20 coins, but if you want to top this year’s Christmas tree with this beaut’, it’ll set you back $20 over at ThinkGeek (which in my opinion is worth every damn penny.) Here’s the official scoop:…
Retro will forever be en vouge…in music, TV, movies and even in video games. The NES Classic has proved this, selling out nationwide this past holiday season. The $60 mini system was selling for upwards of $300-500 for those desperate enough for some nostalgia from Santa. Everyone’s gone all 8-bit hungry, so it’s the perfect…
The iPhone game to end all iPhone games is almost here. Welcome to Mario’s first-ever foray into mobile territory. Ya-hoo! December 15, iPhone and iPad users can download Super Mario Run for just $9.99. Word on the street is you can try out some of the game’s elements for free, but come on, guys! You know it’s going…
The original Nintendo Entertainment System is coming back November 11, only this time, it’ll be mini and fit in the palm of your hand. The system, set at an affordable $60, will come pre-loaded with 30 of your favorite NES games built-in, and will plug directly into a High-Def TV via HDMI. The package will hook…
I just smiled watching this trailer. I smiled a lot. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD TRAILER IS OUT! Doesn’t it make you want to go for a nice romp through the fields of Hyrule? Or maybe hop up on Epona and really relax? Luckily (for you), I can’t easily type emojis…
I have some super cool friends who buy me super cool things sometimes. Sometimes I post these super cool things on Instagram, but I thought I’d share some awesomeness here to make ’em official. Plus, you might want your very own because they are AWESOME. Check out this Warp Pipe Mug! …
When the Mortal Kombat series first reared its head in 1992, I was in second grade and had the blood code memorized literally the first time I played it. (Yes, kids. You see – back then, you needed a special code for the blood and gore!) Though the game was controversial at the time, it…
Today in EXPERT FISH TANKING, this Super Mario Bros. themed fish tank! If I worked in TV, I would definitely pitch this as a Reality show. I mean, if Hoarders exists and My Strange Addiction and My Cat from Hell, clearly Extreme Tanking could also fit the bill for some shitty cable network, right? And…
I feel geeky even blogging about this…but I still think it’s hella cool. This coffee mug has mock-Playstation controller handles! I mean, I know you have eyes, but LOOK! Super rad (read: geeky). There’s probably a “power-UP!” joke in here somewhere, but meh. Coffee is good. Coffee makes us strong and happy and not…