Actually…Dear Netflix Customer near Hartford who is bogarting The X-Files Season 2 Disc 1: RETURN THAT SHIT ALREADY!

This disc has had a “Long Wait” for months now and it’s preventing my trek through the world of Mulder and Scully. I am not happy about this. With Halloween around the bend, there is nothing I’d rather do than continue my quest to find the truth.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE….except it’s probably sitting on someone’s fucking coffee table or under their bed. Not being watched.

Dammit.