Good evening, America. It has recently come to my attention that some of you may not have met Chloe yet. Sevigny, that is. But this “woman” might not be the same one you recall.

Drew Droege stars as Sevigny in his damn spiffy YouTube series. He dresses up as the hip and ever-fashion-forward Sevigny and discusses new trends or things that “Chloe” recently decides she likes. Like toast. Or reading. And also, sandwiches.

It’s so great on so many levels. Where do I even begin? Chloe Sevigny is just…strange, man. Its mock-pretension is to die for, mispronunciations included. And also – I mean – dude’s dressed in drag and killing it.

I don’t know how, why or when Droege thought that dressing up as Sevigny was a great idea, but man – GENIUS. You should follow him on Twitter and ask him and get back to me.

Oh, alright – one more! Because one can never get enough CHLOE: