David Duchovny’s Hank Moody (“Californication”) does, in fact, live the American dream.

Coined “The Walking Id” by his ex-girlfriend Karen (Natascha McElhone), Moody walks around banging hot chicks and avoiding his agent. His agent is pissed ‘cuz he’s not writing, his ex-girlfriend is pissed because he hits on her in front of her new beau, and quite often, his one-night-stands are pissed because frankly, he’s just a fucking asshole.

I think Moody’s on to something: a walking id. What guy wouldn’t want to be a walking id? To do whatever you want, whenever you want, and take no shit from anyone.

That sounds rad. And so is “Californication.”