The holidays are sort of great, but also kind of suck. You have to feign niceties not only with your own family and friends, but also with their entire networks of hipsters, loser-douches, co-workers, and other people you really don’t give the slightest fuck about. How will you ever survive those awkward soirees full of cocktail napkins, khakis and shrimp deficiencies?

Booze. Booze is the answer.

Or you can check out this video from Abby and Ilana of Broad City for some effective tips that will always work.

Just try to avoid choking down some rando’s boner pills. That’s kinda cray.