Mikey Mason’s “She Don’t Like Firefly” tells the story of the perfect woman: She reads comic books, enjoys video games, she’s smokin’ hot, and she likes zombie movies. The only problem? She don’t like Firefly!

Gross!

I’d totally ditch her too, man. If there’s no love for the Browncoats, ya gotta show ’em the door.
 

As much as I hate showing her any gratitude whatsoever, props to Cara for sending this in.