Don’t worry, Weezy fans! Lil Wayne is responding to your fan mail from prison! Yaaaay!

Lil Wayne is doin’ time in the slammer for weapon possession while he was performing in NYC. But don’t worry…he has many inspiring tales to tell:

“Love. Live. Life. Proceed. Progress. That’s who I am and who I’ll always be. You see, we’re all living on borrowed time, so I’m not worried about this situation. Life happens quick. The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done…you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future. So for my time here, my physical will be confined to the yard. My love and my spirit, however, know no boundaries.”

To his fans, he writes:

“Mia Edwards (Southern California) – I wish you nothing but the best for you. Earning your Masters in Library and Information Science is beautiful. I’ll keep you in mind whenever I decide to do an autobiography on my life.

Nurris Terrero (New York) – Your letter was so thoughtful and sincere. The way you worded everything left me in awe. Please send suggestions on books I should read. I look forward to checking them out.”

Aw. How sweet.

So if I get arrested for carrying around a deadly weapon, will I get to blog from jail too? I can’t leave my readers hangin’, right? Don’t worry you guys – I will never, ever forget you. All 10 of you.

This post surely lands itself straight in the “dog and pony show” category. But wait! It’s the post that keeps on giving! There’s more!

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I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.