Mindy Kaling is, simply put, the shit.

Most know her as Kelly Kapoor on The Office, but she’s also a writer on the show and co-executive producer as well, only confirming the fact that she’s better than you.

On November 1, she adds “author” to her resume with her first book “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns),” a comedic memoir in the spirit of David Sedaris and Tina Fey’s “Bossypants.”

Her Twitter page alone stands as an example of her comedic prowess (“I feel like Aaron Paul and Ron Paul have one extremely short but deeply satisfying Funny Or Die sketch in them”). Genius, I say! Check out this excerpt from her upcoming book and let the pre-orders flyyyyyyyy. So high. To the sky.

*Edit* HelloGiggles just marked the excerpt as private, so you’ll have to click here.

*Edit #2* Here’s another excerpt:
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