I totally spaced you guys – The Littlest Winslow has officially turned 4! It’s time for a strictly Internet-based, completely hypothetical Danceparty Hootenanny! WOOOO!

Thanks for your continued interest, feigned or otherwise! Your comments brighten my day and make me feel all warm inside. (There’s probably a vagina joke in here somewhere, but I’m too hungry to figure it out…)

To celebrate on this fine day (err…two days too late), here is a fantastic video given to me by my buddy-ol’-pal Cara. You remember her, right? We started this blog together before she disappeared into the ethereal world of Brooklyn to pursue adult onesies, knitted caps, and office Yoga.

As stated on my Twitter bio, I’d probably beat your ass in a Buffy and/or Saved By the Bell trivia contest. I’m approximately THAT awesome. I still stand by it, playas. Even after all these years.

Thanks again, fair readers…enjoy!