Dear friends who play Farmville: No matter how hard I try, I always get attacked by your Farmville updates and various farming bullshit. Now, it’s time for my sweet, sweet revenge.

In the most epic decision of 2011 so far, Blue Fang Games and The Learning Company have decided to bring old school faves “The Oregon Trail” and “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” to Facebook. The two games are set to hit in February and will incorporate your friends’ scores into your News Feed and own gaming experience.

Hopefully, I don’t get dysentery and die.

Nice knowing ya, productivity.