The opening of Michael Dougherty’s 2015 horror comedy, Krampus, is the antithesis of what the holidays should symbolize. It’s a slow-mo montage of seasonal stressors, from rioting customers and crowded stores, to the poor defenseless employees who are doomed to deal with the craziness. With all of this Christmas hullabaloo, it’s no wonder young Max…
Turns out Larry David had a pretty, pretty good time filming the HBO staple’s ninth season—so much so that he’s already game for more. HBO has officially announced that the Seinfeld creator’s cynical, yet lovable fictional self will return for season 10. “As I’ve said many times, when one has the opportunity to annoy someone, one should…
Daniel Day-Lewis shocked the world in June when he announced his intentions to quit acting for good. His spokesperson said: “Daniel Day-Lewis will no longer be working as an actor. He is immensely grateful to all of his collaborators and audiences over the many years. This is a private decision and neither he nor his representatives…
If a redux of The Twilight Zone has to happen, who better to steer the ship than Jordan Peele. Fresh off of endless acclaim for his fearless, socially forward directorial debut, Get Out, Peele has proven he can regale stories about humanity that are off-kilter, meaningful, and creepy af. THR reports that the new series will be…
One of the hardest things to learn growing up is that your parents—the heroic adults who seem to know everything, the center of your entire universe—are just flawed, regular people. For Danny (Adam Sandler), Matthew (Ben Stiller) and Jean Meyerowitz (Elizabeth Marvel), that realization came to them at far too young an age. In The Meyerowitz Stories…
Picture this portrait of Reality TV gold: Six strangers are picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. The accommodations are pristine, way more luxurious than any of them can afford, or hell, even deserve. The cast is hooked up with sick cars and an in-ground pool, and planted in a beautiful locale…
There is nothing more beautiful than acquiring a shiny yellow star in a Mario game. Sometimes it’ll cost you 20 coins, but if you want to top this year’s Christmas tree with this beaut’, it’ll set you back $20 over at ThinkGeek (which in my opinion is worth every damn penny.) Here’s the official scoop:…
I don’t know how to say this, but Attack of the Killer Donuts is a movie about donuts that eat you. There’s really no other way to build up to that. It’s like Killer Klowns From Outer Space meets Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, except with donuts? (Sure, let’s go with that.) The synopsis reads: A chemical…
Ska-rock, reggae, jazz, alt-rock…whatever your poison, the DC area’s Goose Club has something that’ll get your ass out of your seat. The band is back with its second EP titled The Flock Is Forming and it’s chock full of danceable jams, skankin’ guitars, and sweet, glorious horns. The band consists of Garrett Shaw (sax/keys/vocals), Dylan Nowak (vocals/guitar/trumpet), Kyle Shaw…
“I hate California…I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut or New Hampshire,” declared Christine “Lady Bird” McPherson, with vigor, to her mother. Our showing in New Haven, Conn. certainly shared a laugh at her naivety, her missive proving she’s never heard the “grass is always greener” proverb. For whatever Lady Bird’s titular…