In case you didn’t know, Andrew W.K. parties. Hard. And he offers fun party tips via Twitter, which is super nice of him. In order to party as hard as Andrew, heed some of his advice while planning your next shindig or hootenanny:

PARTY TIPS:
Pour an ice cold beer down your pants. It’s an incredible sensation and you’ll really trip out your friends!
If everything’s under control, you’re playing it too safe.
Don’t be a complainer.
Shit happens, and it’s awesome!
Don’t let the bastards bring you down.
It’s not about how hard you can party. It’s about how hard you can party and keep ON partying.
You don’t need a bed.
Get in a car. Pick up your friends. Play music you love. Open the windows and drive. Be glad you’re alive.
Ask not what the party can do for you, but what you can do for the party.

(Thanks to Liz for posting these!)