Reasons why I'll still be around for 24: Day 7

    Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
    Jack’s friend Chase once said that he loved Kim Bauer. Jack then killed a bunch of terrorists to try and calm down. After running out of terrorists, Jack told Chase he had no other choice and chopped off his arm with a fire axe.
    Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
    Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar.
    Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
    If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
    Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
    The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack …
    Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
    1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.