Congratulations! If you’ve purchased this magnicifent ornament, chances are you just won your company Yankee Swap! You are a WINNER and should be very proud of yourself. Really take some time to pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
This manly Santaur is every woman’s wet dream. With his killer six-pack abs and beastly body, he will be the hardest, bravest, most stoic decoration hanging from your Christmas tree this year.
The deets:
Half-horse, half-Santa, all Christmas spirit
Everyone is familiar with the mythic Greek centaur, but we invite you to meet Santaur. Santaur is a bare-chested, half-horse half-Santa who travels around the globe on Christmas Eve without needing any reindeer! This 6″ tall glass ornament commands attention on your tree. Probably will be described as weird by all your relatives, but you can be confident that it’s really awesome no matter what they think. It can hang by the included string or stand on its own in the middle of the dinner table as a centerpiece. On Christmas Eve, don’t leave Santa milk and cookies, leave Santaur a carrot and a sugar cube.
This sexy Santa beast is available for $15 from Archie McPhee. You should probably order a dozen now so they’ll arrive in time for the holidays.
That is truly awesome.