It’s time for another thrilling installment of the Conan-inspired, but TLW adopted “Seeeeecreeeets”. Below are striking confessions from me to you. Secrets so shocking that I’ve never told anyone…until now.

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Everytime Travis is about to accidentally spill beer all over Cher’s shoe in “Clueless,” I always secretly hope and pray that he doesn’t.

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When I was 6, I had a kickin’ Paula Abdul poster. While some secretly questioned the masculinity of my inner first-grader, I went to bed each night wishing the poster showed her boobs more.

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Sometimes I like eating wings, or meat on a stick. Not for the taste, no. But because I like going to town like the carnivore that I am.