My favorite quotes from this stellar news piece are from the little boy:

“I yanked it, um, i yanked the um…..thing” (Talking about the gear shift…)

And also…

“I wanted to do it ‘cuz its fun. It’s fun to do bad things.” Then he mumbled something about doing “hoodrat things?” I don’t know what that was all about.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLeVlBca5lg]

Oh yeah…the boy also thinks his punishment will be “No video games for a weekend.”

You honestly can’t make this shit up.