This post contains spoilers from the 10/9 episode of Survivor Gabon.

Another one bites the dust. Except this week, it was almost hard to give a rat’s ass.

Probst and the creative must’ve all been sitting around their production tents saying: “Um…dudes, this season’s gonna suck.” Have we ever seen a shake-up, swap, or merge THIS EARLY in the game? Shit, yo.

After Probst made the tribes put targets on each other’s heads (what was the DEAL with the tribe ranking?? Strange.), Fang and Kota picked new tribes. The new Kota is now Marcus, Dan, Charlie, Randy, Corinne, Susie, and Bob. The new Fang: Matty, Ace, Crystal, Jacquie, Ken, Kelly, and GC. Sugar was exiled, even though she already has the hidden immunity idol, and was destined to go to the tribe who lost the immunity challenge.

Yada, yada, yada…Fang lost again. Yada, yada, yada…goodbye Jacquie. Who cares.

Fang’s Ken, Crystal, and GC were smart to recognize that Kelly despises her old tribe and will most likely use her til they have to ditch her.

That’s good game play.

Let’s hope next week is at least slightly more exciting though.

My favorites remain: Sugar, Bob, and Corinne with Matty and Dan having honorable mentions.