Today I was going to blog about the disappointment I’m experiencing from the show Marry Me, or a compare/contrast post discussing The Skeleton Twins vs. Girl Most Likely (that Kristen Wiig is a fucking delight, people), but then I found some sushi cats and threw every other idea I had out of my brain space. Why would anyone in their right mind write about anything else in the world when there are cats dressed up as sushi at our web-surfing disposal? No…it doesn’t take much to get me sidetracked…

“The history of sushi cats is nothing more than the history of mankind itself,” says this video I found. It’s all so simple. And sort of disturbing? But in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE. Maybe?

This video is probably all you will ever need to watch for the rest of your life.

Take a moment out of your day today to thank Japan.