It’s so hard…to say goodbye…to yesterdaaaaay-eeeee!

The mighty have spoken and so it shall be! The Big Four networks have started to release fall schedules, and along with the new line-ups come a slew of cancellations (wa-waaaah).  Check it: ABC “Better With You” “Brothers & Sisters” “Detroit 1-8-7” “Mr. Sunshine” “No Ordinary Family” “Off the Map” “V” NBC America’s Next Great…

Let’s go to the mall, everybody!

Everybody come and play! Throw every last care away! Let’s go to the mall…today! I must admit – How I Met Your Mother was on the verge of growing stale. Until this season. The veteran CBS comedy has been stellar this year, including a third appearance from none other than Robin Sparkles! As an ode…

Set those DVRs!

Premiering this week: Thursday: SURVIVOR TOCANTINS!  CBS, 8pm! Don’t miss it! Recapping will be aplenty! Friday: Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles returns at 8pm on FOX! That’s all fine and dandy. But also: D O L L H O U S E. 9pm, FOX. Please. For the love of God. WATCH THIS SHOW. Especially if…

Survivor: Catching up during the off-season

While waiting for the premiere of Survivor: Brazil (Feb. 12!), I’ve been taking the time to catch up on some past seasons of Survivor. I just finished Season 9: Vanuatu and (spoiler alert!) watched Chris win big with the comeback of the century! (I. Love. Ami.) Now, I’m entering Pearl Islands with 3 episodes in…

Survivor Gabon: Ding-Dong the bitch is dead!

Spoilers. This week’s Survivor. DVR viewers beware…You know the drill.. Ok. What a terrible title for the weekly Survivor post. There are 3 reasons for this: 1) it’s before noon on a Saturday morning and that’s all the creativity I can spare. 2) I was up late at a Mindless Self Indulgence show and I’m…

Survivor Gabon: F**k the Jury

Spoilerrrrrrrrrs from last night Sugar, Sugar, Sugar. Crystal, Crystal, Crystal. You do know that the JURY are the ones who actually hand over the million dollars, right? And even though you loathe Randy, you still shouldn’t twist the knife to ensure that he does not give it to you, right? Anyone!? While writing Randy’s name…

Survivor Gabon: I should've posted this last week!

I didn’t do a Survivor post last week but here were the highlights from last week’s episode: -The tribes merged; formed new tribe Nobag (it’s ‘Gabon’ backwards! Einsteins, I tell you!) -Bob went to Exile; fashioned the best fake immunity idol this show has ever seen (Sorry, Jason) -Corinne continued being a loveable bitch (“Sugar…

Survivor Gabon: Playing with fire

This post contains spoilers for 10/16’s episode of Survivor: Gabon So why do I have a picture of Kota lying around doing nothing? Because seriously…this is apparently all they need to do to win this game. Lay back. Do nothing. Because Fang will self destruct and lose on their own. The tribes were even switched…

Survivor Gabon: Shake it up

This post contains spoilers from the 10/9 episode of Survivor Gabon. Another one bites the dust. Except this week, it was almost hard to give a rat’s ass. Probst and the creative must’ve all been sitting around their production tents saying: “Um…dudes, this season’s gonna suck.” Have we ever seen a shake-up, swap, or merge…