Some creative mad scientist re-imagined The Santa Clause as a horror movie in this new trailer. That’s about it. You’re probably really busy, so I won’t say much else except for “watch it.” It’s pretty sweet. So HAPPY WHATEVER, YOU GUYS! I don’t really give a shit what you celebrate, just have a happy one. Or at…
When it comes to the modern horror anthology series, Trick ‘r Treat raised and reset the bar. It’s perhaps the champion of the genre, creating well-rounded characters whose stories overlap masterfully, while delivering all sorts of various scares and monsters in a mere 82 minutes. A Christmas Horror Story attempts to follow suit, instead taking…
In the very first shots of Krampus, we are treated to a slow-mo montage of everything that’s wrong about the holidays: crowded stores, rioting customers, poor defenseless, trampled employees. It’s humanity’s disgusting habits on display during what should be the most joyful and spirited season of the year. On these grounds alone, it’s no wonder…
Congratulations! If you’ve purchased this magnicifent ornament, chances are you just won your company Yankee Swap! You are a WINNER and should be very proud of yourself. Really take some time to pat yourself on the back for a job well done. This manly Santaur is every woman’s wet dream. With his killer six-pack abs…