American Horror Story: Cult isn’t set to premiere until Sept. 5, but creator Ryan Murphy and company just dropped the new opening credit sequence and it’s creepy af. There’s all sorts of weird imagary including a figure in a gas mask carrying a dog (yikes), bees seething out of a hive, a bloodied American flag,…
Fiona Apple never had a problem telling the world what’s up. Just look at her VMA’s acceptance speech from 1997 when she won Best New Artist. (Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Exhibits A-Z.) She’s a boss. Now, she’s back with a brand new Christmas song roasting that fuckface “President”-Elect, Donald Trump. In a new…
It’s no surprise that feminist icon and punk powerhouse Kathleen Hanna is voting for Hillary Clinton. In a new song released today, the newly resurrected Le Tigre, the trio of Hanna, Johanna Fateman and JD Samson, have released “I’m With Her” – and, as the title clearly spells out, they’re HRC fans. The Pro-Clinton anthem’s…
Don’t take this lightly, gentle reader. I hate myself. I do. I really do. But fuck-me-sideways, The Celebrity Apprentice is always a treat for the winter/spring TV season. It’s the guilty pleasure that keeps on giving. Two hours a week of B- and C-level celebrities fighting, clawing, backstabbing, and pretending to work and do good…
In the same vein as past segments I wrote about twice and left for dead…it’s time for REALITY TV TRASH TALK TUESDAY! We all know I love my Reality TV and this season, the competition has been as fierce as ever. My top three shows for the season have been fantastical (Survivor), juvenile (The Challenge:…
The Celebrity Apprentice is the very definition of a “guilty pleasure”. Watching a bunch of celebrities slit each other’s throats for a fake “job” while competing for charity is probably the best thing since James Cameron’s Avatar. Stupid Trump sits at his stupid desk at the stupid Boardroom as his (stupid?) son and daughter, Donald…
Poison frontman Bret Michaels has been re-hospitalized just hours ago after a “warning stroke” hit him hard. Michaels seemed to be in the clear after he suffered from an almost fatal brain hemorrhage. After many tests, doctors found a hole in Michaels’ heart…one apparently not caused by one of his Rock of Love skanks. This…
This is the first season I’ve watched The Apprentice and now I remember why I never watched it to begin with: Because Donald Trump is a douchebag. Last night, Trump fired 2 people in the boardroom because both teams failed to appeal to the sponsor at hand. Melissa Rivers led Team Athena and asked if…