You know you've lived in suburbia too long when…
…your neighbor complains when you get grass clippings on his driveway. AND THEN makes YOU clean it. And you actually do it. Sorry o-ye-of-perfect-house-and-driveway. The amount of grass on this dude’s driveway wouldn’t even have necessitated the amount it would take to make a tennis ball sized clump. He walks over and introduces himself to…